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"user314" (user314) 05/16/2018 at 16:02 • Filed to: None

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From the Irish Mirror:

Tomato ketchup, ice-cream and Ed Sheeran all provoke strong opinions but what happens when all three come together?

A Sligo ice-cream parlour has made the bold move of introducing a ketchup-flavour cone to their menu and it’s a tribute to everyone’s favourite redhead, Ed Sheeran, who is playing three gigs in Dublin this week.

The new ice-cream is pinky-red in colour and is topped with Heinz Ketchup rather than the usual sweet sauce.

Ed has a Heinz Ketchup label tattooed on his arm and reportedly carries a bottle with him wherever he goes on tour.

I mean, I like !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! as much as the next Yinzer, but tomato gelati? Why?

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > user314 05/16/2018 at 16:15

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interstate366, now In The Industry > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/16/2018 at 16:16

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Ann Perkins!

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > interstate366, now In The Industry 05/16/2018 at 16:18

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I’ll always remember her as Jim’s other girlfriend from The Office.

user314 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/16/2018 at 16:18

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‘Zactly!

Or as Dr. Malcom put it:

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > user314 05/16/2018 at 16:19

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Ketchup uh...finds a way

JeepJeremy > user314 05/16/2018 at 16:21

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Fuckin yuck

ttyymmnn > user314 05/16/2018 at 16:25

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smobgirl > user314 05/16/2018 at 16:31

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I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > user314 05/16/2018 at 17:23

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My 3 year old would love this. He will literally eat katchup right off his plate with a spoon if we give him some to dip his fries or eggs in

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > user314 05/16/2018 at 17:36

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Catsup should be not go any farther than scrambled eggs.

user314 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/16/2018 at 17:43

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Well, I mean it’s good on various fried potato products, hot dogs, and as a part of baked beans, bbq sauce, and glaze for meatloaf.

Ketchup getlati is an abomination on par with this though:

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > user314 05/16/2018 at 18:37

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Mmmmmm....

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > user314 05/16/2018 at 18:51

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My local ice cream place sells this:

user314 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/16/2018 at 20:25

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My bird IS the word > user314 05/16/2018 at 21:24

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Not yinzer enough. I bleed 57.